Category: Writing
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Picking the perfect writer – not the perfect unicorn
You want to update your website, but you can’t carve out the time. You plan to update your blog, but you can’t squeeze out a post more than once every few months. You want to get engagements on social media, but you only have time to log in once a week. You need a writer.…
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5 surefire signs you need to hire a writer
It’s no longer enough to be a brand. These days, you also need to be a publisher. That means coming up with a strategy for content, writing it, and posting it on a regular basis. It helps you rise to the top of search results, provide value to could-be and current customers, crank up your…
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That time I completely overreacted to an abbreviation (and why I was justified in doing so)
Years ago, my hydro company introduced time-of-use billing. The colourful tri-fold brochure they sent my family was all about how electricity would cost more during peak hours, and less during off-peak hours, holidays, and weekends. Curious, like a reader skipping to the last page of a book to spoil the ending, I flipped that bad…
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The 5 most common writing mistakes I correct every day
We all make mistakes. That bad haircut you got in high school. Eating that entire box of cookies. Buying those three copies of Time Cop when you were drunk. Getting drunk and shopping online in the first place. As a writer, I have my own list of writing mistakes, whether they’re ones I’ve made…
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Yes, there’s a word for that: the literary devices that make marketing tick
I’m an English major. As such, my bookshelves are stacked with style guides, dictionaries, and technical references that most would pawn off at their next yard sale without batting an eye. Not me. Some, I consult on a monthly basis. Some, a few times a year. Others, several times a week. There’s one book…
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Emojis are taking over the world. Are you ready?
Emoji Dick isn’t what it sounds like. On September 7, 2010, Fred Benenson released a new take on Herman Melville’s classic, Moby Dick – rewritten entirely in 736 pages of emojis. It followed a successful Kickstarter campaign and involved the work of over 800 people, who spent about 3,795,980 seconds translating approximately 10,000 sentences…
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“When everyone’s super, no one will be” and other meaningless words to avoid
You know that feeling when you repeat a word so often it loses its meaning? Try saying “fork” a lot. Look at how it’s spelled. Sound it out. Isn’t it a weird word? Who decided that it’s a proper English word, anyway? The phenomenon is called semantic satiation, and it describes what happens when…
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The subtle art of writing invisibly
When I was in grade school, my homeroom teacher gave us a challenge: come up with as many different ways to say “said” as possible. I spent hours that night making a list, determined to write down more than 100 alternatives. Whispered. Uttered. Croaked. Stammered. Replied. Declared. Thundered. Begged. Armed with my trusty thesaurus,…
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So you have to write a blog post (a guide for non-writers)
So you have to write a blog post. You have a pretty good idea of what you want to write about, but there’s just one problem: the last time you strung words together for something that wasn’t an essay or a business document, you were a couple of feet shorter and maybe a little…
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How do you do, fellow kids? Trends in slang and why they matter
The other night, I found myself in the middle of a chair dancing class. “Y’all are so extra!” said the instructor. “Let’s start from the top, yas?” Internally, I high-fived myself for understanding the new slang. At the same time, I realized that I was self-high-fiving because I’m about ten years older than she…